如何种植屡获殊荣的青豆

Most people don’t know this yet, but I’ve decided to give up computers and become a farmer instead. Since I’m the helpful type, I’ve decided to share everything I know about farming with you, starting with how I won my prize winning green beans.

大多数人还不知道这一点，但是我决定放弃计算机，转而成为农民。由于我是乐于助人的人，因此我决定与您分享我对农业的了解，从我如何赢得获奖的青豆开始。

These are just a few tips that I’ve learned over my last 25 minutes as a farmer.

这些只是我在过去25分钟内作为农民学到的一些技巧。

Tips for Growing Prize-Winning Green Beans

种植屡获殊荣的青豆的技巧

The first step is to get yourself some dirt. The key thing to keep in mind is that your neighbor’s lawn probably has dirt in it, but you should look out for signs that tell you to keep off the grass, because that indicates that your neighbor’s grass doesn’t have the rich nutrients to grow prize-winning green beans.

第一步是让自己变得肮脏。要记住的关键是邻居的草坪上可能有污垢，但是您应该注意指示您远离草坪的迹象，因为这表明邻居的草坪没有足够的养分来生长屡获殊荣的青豆。

Once you have the dirt, you can put your green bean seeds into it, and then you need to add some water and stir. You’ll want to remember to avoid using too much water, because mud puddles will get your shoes all dirty, and you don’t want to track that stuff in your server room.

沾上污垢后，可以将绿豆种子放入其中，然后需要添加一些水并搅拌。您要记住避免使用过多的水，因为水坑会弄脏鞋子，并且您也不想在服务器机房中追踪这些东西。

During the gardening process, it’s important to have light. Be sure to avoid planting your green beans in a cave, because there might be bears in there.

在园艺过程中，光线充足很重要。确保避免将绿豆种在山洞中，因为那里可能有熊。